*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me:Hello?
- Telemarketer:Hello, is your mother home?
- Me:I have no mother.
- Her:Well can I speak to your father?
- Me:Yeah, which one?
- Her:Which one is home?
- Me:Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her:Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me:No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her:So who's Antonio?
- Me:I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her:So Carlos was cheating?
- Me:Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her:So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me:No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her:So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me:I never said that.
- Her:Yes, yes you did!
- Me:No I didn't.
- Her:Y-yes! You did!
- Me:Did what?
- Her:Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
